Granted, production values on music videos in the 80's were never really much, but come on. It's hard to imagine a world without music videos. A video jam-packed with clichéd religious allusions, ugly high couture fashions and dancers who look like they haven’t had a proper meal since the nineties. 16 Apr 2019 3 301 326; Share Video . A Fun Waste Of Champagne. It seems bizarre that in 2004 this former army officer would rule the charts with his combination of hamster-like voice and songs which breezed through the streets of Clapham like chilly, futuristic winds. From T.I. Without exception, every artist on this list could make at least some excuse for why their video is so horrible. Oh hush up. Just select the video and audio file, then click the "Upload" button. Billie Eilish Honoured By YouTube With First-ever 'Infinite Bad Guy' Music Video The music platform Youtube honoured Billie Eilish with the first-ever infinite fan-cover music video. Squier's career never recovered. “Such a perfect day I’m glad I spent it with you,” she trills, possibly to the body she just bludgeoned to death and flung in the sea. After Catastrophe is betrayed, she teams up with female crime-fighters to take back what is hers and get her revenge from Arsyn. Really, we can’t imagine why your career ever ended…. It must have been coming back in the wake of Lady Gaga, but really Aguilera could have done better than this couldn’t she? But "Everybody Wants You" is still the rock! This was the first video the band ever shot a music video for, so we’ll excuse them a little bit for this cinematic atrocity. Black herself came across as kind of sweet and naive, but the sense of an evil puppet master behind the scenes controlling everything couldn’t be escaped. Our advice? Of course, 1994 was a care home for all manner of ill-advised popstrosities, but Swedish bell-ends Rednex can probably claim the retrospective crown for that era’s nadir. An attempt to jump on the Madonna/Catholicism bandwagon that so incredibly misjudged it’s quite comical. It will leave you wishing those rockets hit him, putting an end to Crazy Frog once and for all. This one. And by ‘blub some’ we mean ‘contains every mid-00s pop video cliche in the book’. But then again, what would you expect from Steel Panther? Remember that Raelian cult that claimed to have cloned a human a few years ago? Whoever directed this video did not. An amazing song un-done by the video. To answer that last question, yes, there has been a more embarrassing collaboration. “Artful” black and white photography, “smouldering” eye contact that looks like Mr Ward’s been in accident, and lots and lots of cringeworthy seduction. But this is just the wrong kind of wrong. Singer emoting to an empty arena? On Saturday, Puerto Rican rapper debuted the new music video for his song "Booker T", and he recruited the wrestling legend himself to star in it. Music’s Biggest Night Is Officially Postponed As COVID-19 Wreaks Havoc On California . 0:35. I just can't decide who is suffering more. The music video for "Bad Girl" features Madonna playing the character "Louise Oriole" (Madonna's middle name is Louise and Oriole is a street she once lived on), a high-powered and successful but ultimately lonely and depressed Manhattan female executive who is a chain smoking alcoholic with a penchant for one-night stands with many different men (from affluent yuppies to shady low-lifes). You thought that The Kings Of Leon were a rock and roll band? Let's be honest, if this video was from Feist or OK Go or whatever, we'd be praising it as the most hilariously innovative video in years. No wonder MTV decided to ditch real vids for clips of people stapling their balls to the wall around this time. And who is the woman and where the hell is she going? You can add audio (in mp3 format) to a video file (avi, mp4, mov, wmv). OK, they were a ropey girl threesome, one of whom was called Louise Fudge, who created a thumping piece of headache pop about men being like, you know, coffee. The video used a different version of the song as opposed to the commercially released version. Is the real victim here The Edge, who has to put up with having his head wrapped in twine and feet shoved in his face? Those were the days. Anyone reading this could recreate this video using a moderately hot chick and a Rent-A-Center video camera. And we love a bit of surrealism in our music vids. If you've ever seen Carl's painful rendering of "The Star Spangled Banner" you may be surprised to know that, not only was he not euthanized on the spot, but he even went on to make a music video. Soz. Definitely not.’ Tipped into the musical drain that was nu-metal, in ‘The Bad Touch’ video The Gang came across like men on a mission. Record and instantly share video messages from your browser. Celebrating Billie Eilish and music fans across the globe This year alone, Billie Eilish has earned over 4 billion global views on her Official YouTube Channel, which has amassed over 35 million subscribers, making her amongst the top 15 most-subscribed artists on the platform.“Bad Guy,” her first video to reach 1 billion views, has also appeared on over 50 of YouTube’s Top Songs Charts around … ‘Kokomo’ was indicative of where they were as a ‘brand’. What a hero. So this is what you can do when your daddy has buckets of money – pay someone to film you roll around in a bikini in the sand with a guy in order to distract us from the fact that you’ve been auto-tuned (quite poorly) to high heaven. A Cbeebies cartoon about an annoying popstar has exploded all over Cher Lloyd. Sorry, Vanilla. There is a famous urban legend about Mick Jagger and David Bowie having been caught in bed together. So badd it’s good. From the sound of the vocals, I'm guessing she recorded the song in much the same manner. Those days are long gone. Filmed at what is now Camden’s KOKO venue, we see the Wham! Knowing the answer will only ruin your life. Then suddenly, they all get really sweaty, and it begins to rain. That their video treatment was basically ‘get them together and see what happens!’ helped even less. Sadly, the brightly-coloured short-shorts are a bit much. This video features Eddie Murphy floating through a PM Dawn sky trying to get his serious musician on while Michael Jackson frolics about in the background. Daily Dosage Subscribe Unsubscribe 915. Apparently, they're airing nothing but music videos. The 2021 Grammys won’t be taking place as expected at the … We’re pretty sure the answer was ‘No sireee. This swansong to a largely forgettable track about something we can’t remember saw the girls in their JJB finest getting vaguely friendly with some rent-a-crunkers and demolish a cheap drum kit somewhere in the CD:UK studio. Lead discussions. Those are clearly women they're calling for sex over their huge military surplus phone. How to Tell Stories That People Want to Share with Colin and Samir. But don't fret, someone does finally supply dude with a keyboard. Remember those green screens that were mentioned a couple entries back? There’s more random aural buggery in the first ten seconds of this video than most people should have to endure in a lifetime. But at least you come across as a nice guy at the end, dancing around with a kid (who looks scares shitless) on your shoulders. Who the hell is RIFF? Marvel as Neneh Cherry manages to still look ridiculously hot while pretending not to notice the hellish acid trip inexplicably taking place behind her. 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