seinfeld the couch script

You know, he wants to back it. Hello. Ah? He's real, he's honest, he's unpretentious...oh, I'm really lucky! Anyway, he's about to leave, he wants the duck money. ELAINE: Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion. For fans of Jerry Seinfeld’s stand-up get your photo of him on stage with a mic in his hand. - just lit up. They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven. REMY: Popcorn? 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – New scene - Kramer visiting Poppie at the hospital. ELAINE: Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? This is one of those Seinfeld episodes that disguises just how callous Jerry is being towards a woman through script innuendo that you have to imagine was insisted on by the network. You got grape juice all over our couch, you've ruined our couch! It is so succulent...so succulent! Of course, I already have a lot of money. It's not very far. And the cook says you put him there. CARL: Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry's. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. ', New scene - Kramer and Poppie in the kitchen of the restaurant, making the first 'test pizza.'. CARL: I don't remember the last time I felt this way. KRAMER: Alright! ELAINE (putting on lipstick): Well, all I know is, he doesn't like games and he doesn't play games, you know? They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven. It's over! GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. ELAINE: No, I forgot. And no intelligent person can think differently. Written by Larry David. JOE: Well, I was going to watch it with my daughter. This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn't it? Poppie peed on my sofa!! This is what I'm looking for. You know what the best part about it is? JERRY: Oh, you mean from Poppie's Restaurant? 22 Sep 2003 – Yeah. GEORGE: Did you ever read anything by him? It was written by Larry Charles and directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY (standing): Oh, sure...Truman Capote. GEORGE: Well, as I say, the pink-eye made my vision...quite blurry... JOE: Remy, this is George. You know, I'm excited about this, Jerry. As it happens, New York Magazine just judged his kitchen to be one of the cleanest in the city. New scene - George sitting in with the book club around a back booth at Monk's. CARL: Not much! New scene - Jerry laying on his new couch. Then Poppie's no good to anyone! Cut back to Jerry and Elaine at Poppie's. ELAINE: Can I offer you anything to drink? CLERK: I don't think so. I just checked your duck...it is more succulent than even I had hoped. Would you mind if he watched Breakfast At Tiffany's with us? It doesn't fold out, so no one can sleep over. GEORGE: So, we watching the movie, or are we still talking? KRAMER: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! The moving guys are delivering Jerry's new couch. Seinfeld Scripts The Understudy. Poppie! JOE'S WIFE: Well, I just came back from Angela's, it's not looking very good for Duncan. This is Elaine. What am I gonna do? ELAINE (to Poppie): And I am not coming back! Oh, yeah! Transcribed by: The News Guy(Mike) Guest Stars. JERRY: Oh, you mean from Poppie's Restaurant? It aired on January 19, 1995. What is the point of dating without games? I say, how's the book comin'? JERRY: Oh no, I don't want anyone sitting on it. Hazel...and filbert. CARL: You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law. Open to Jerry's living room, where an aged and fat Jerry sits casually on the couch sipping coffee while reading something on his iPad. It doesn't fold out, so no one can sleep over. What, are you tired, Poppie? JERRY (sarcastic): Yeah, you're right. New scene - Elaine and Carl in Elaine's kitchen. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – JERRY: I love this couch. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died...on the high seas. GEORGE: Well you know, if you were sitting right next to her you'd have to console her no matter what. JOE'S WIFE: Well, I just came back from Angela's, it's not looking very good for Duncan. KRAMER: But that's the idea, you make your own pie. The Understudy Script Seinfeld. JOE (passes George a bowl): Here's some nuts. JERRY: Hey Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine's and bring my old couch back. As part of the celebrations, I was granted exclusive access to the Seinfeld archives, where I discovered a script for an unaired episode for the show’s never-to-be tenth season.Below is the script for the episode entitled “The Baseball Card Shop.” I, uh, would have invited you up, but I don't have any furniture. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. JERRY (sees a white couch by the wall): Oh, what about this one? POPPIE (opening the gift basket): What's this? “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chili? KRAMER: But that's the idea, you make your own pie. Let's go Jerry, c'mon. New scene - George at the address of the people who have rented Breakfast At Tiffany's. GEORGE: Did you ever read anything by him? CARL: Not much! They're trying to kill Poppie?! The following is the final episode I would have lDisclaimer: This script was written for strictly noncommercial and purely entertainment purposes only. If you just give me my duck money, I'll be on my way. It would be nice if you got him something. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died...on the high seas. Rate this script: (3.45 / 11 votes) Next » Alec Berg. Album Season 6. The guy told me it's one of a kind, they stopped making it. So, how's the book coming? After Seinfeld finished, he perpetrated one of TV history's most meta moments ever when in 2001 he bought a sizable stake in the real J. Peterman Co. and co-owns it … 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994). JERRY: Well, I'm sure that they can deliver it to your apartment. Directed by Andy Ackerman. KRAMER: Ah, you're making too much of it. This is a sick, sick joke on Poppie. GEORGE (irritated): This is very hard to follow with all the talking. GEORGE: I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon. So, what do you think of my conversation? ELAINE: Well, I can understand that. JERRY: Well, I'm certainly glad I brought it up. ELAINE: This is it, Jerry! ELAINE: So, you're gonna get a new couch? ELAINE: Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck. GEORGE: Uh, yes, uh...you don't know me, my name is George Costanza...did you happen to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's? CARL: I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine. Now on this issue there can be no debate! JERRY: Well, you should have seen it. KRAMER: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! ELAINE: I heard Poppie's was good, let's go. My other favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. He's buzzed their apartment on the intercom. (To Jerry) You know, I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna order the duck for you. I was just asking how dinner went last night. JERRY (clearly creeped out by having to shake Poppie's hand): Hello, Poppie. KRAMER: Yeah, but you gotta order it two days in advance. We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air...you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! The Couch Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Couch script from this web site. Your duck is cooking as we speak. CARL: I don't remember the last time I felt this way. See, this is when I like you. It'll taste terrible. His television program finishes, and he turns off the TV. I mean, it goes back so far, that thing...I mean, it's like, 'Go to bed already! It doesn't work that way. GEORGE (irritated): This is very hard to follow with all the talking. Sounds good, huh? 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. GEORGE: 'Why don't I rent the movie.' The book club meets in a few days. You know what I love? Oh, Elaine! JERRY (looking at the puddle with Kramer): Is it...? GEORGE: Well, a lot of people keep popcorn in the house. KRAMER: Yeah. Let's go Jerry, c'mon. Why, you want it? "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld.The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. He also co-wrote the screenplays for the films The Cat in the Hat, EuroTrip and The Dictator. Kramer enters. ELAINE: Oh, let me get the door for you. Directed by Andy Ackerman. JOE'S WIFE: Hi, baby. JERRY: What made you resurrect that old idea? Elaine finds Morty's wallet in Jerry's couch. GEORGE: Maybe we could call them and ask them to return it. I am not a comedy writer, nor do I play one on.....Read the script free on Booksie. I'm gonna go and visit him later. 1 Plot 2 Quotes 3 Notes About Nothing 3.1 Guest Stars After watching a science-fiction B movie, Jerry goes to bed, but wakes up in the middle of the night laughing and writing down a joke for his stand-up comedy act. She likes Audrey Hepburn very much. A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chili? ELAINE: Well, I don't know. Poppie does very well...very well. Okay, c'mon. JOE (passes George a bowl): Here's some nuts. WOMAN AT NEXT TABLE (to her date): I heard that. Hours: Tuesday 10AM to 3PM Wednesdays 10AM to 8PM Seinfeld: "The Couch"/"The Gymnast" David Sims. The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence. I am one of the many big fans of the ‘Seinfeld’ show who was disappointed in the final episode. This is it! New scene - George sitting on Joe's couch, about to watch Breakfast At Tiffany's with Joe and Remy. It was quite a scene over there. Look at this, this is it! Someone has it. The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence. New scene - Elaine climbs into the cab of Carl's moving van. New scene - Elaine and Carl sitting in carl's moving van after a date. GEORGE: I'd like to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's. ELAINE: What are you doing with your old couch? So anyway, when they were in my house before, I didn't offer them anything to drink. POPPIE: When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child... POPPIE: ...but the Communists, they put an end to that! Not too high! It is so succulent...so succulent! And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault. I can't look at it. POPPIE: Use your wrist! I, uh, would have invited you up, but I don't have any furniture. How there's two nuts named after people. KRAMER: Alright, what did you do to Poppie? And, the best part is, he doesn't play games. I've got my nuts here... REMY: Look! IT IS! You're still recuperating. If you just give me my duck money, I'll be on my way. New scene - George sitting in with the book club around a back booth at Monk's. So anyway, when they were in my house before, I didn't offer them anything to drink. He stretches, then goes back to reading - not "Breakfast At Tiffany's" however, but an issue of Cracked magazine. IT IS! Oh no, I've been to four other places, you're the only ones that have had it. JERRY: Right there, guys. KRAMER: Oh, they got good ducks there, huh? 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. CLERK (checking the computer): Uh, this is out. Poppie peed on my new sofa! Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. Oh, yeah! JERRY (frantic): Kramer, Kramer, what is this?! Poppie! "The Gymnast" Seinfeld is a sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. KRAMER (scanning a menu): So...how was the dinner last night? ELAINE (to Carl): Excuse me, I was wondering if would it be possible if you could deliver the old couch to my apartment? I mean, Fred. My new sofa! Written by Larry David. 1 min read, gs: Jessica Hecht (Lindsay) Lois Nettleton (Mrs. Enright) Elina L�wensohn (Katya) Maurice Godin (Misha) James Sweeney (Aronson) David Blackwood (Beck) Phil Ramsey (Man in Car) Damian London (Party Guest) Ian Abercrombie (Mr. Pitt) George and Kramer convince Jerry he'll be missing out on, gs: David James Elliott (Carl) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe Temple) Denise Dowse (Mother) Patton Oswalt (Clerk) Diana Theodore (Remy) Mari Weiss (Woman #1) Tamar Cooper (Woman #2) Beverly C. Brown (Woman #3) Jeris Lee Poindexter, See all 179 posts How do you know if you're winning or losing? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. KRAMER: Well, I happened to be eating at Poppie's when I told him the "old" idea, and his eyes - waaaaaah! GEORGE: Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real 'movie atmosphere. JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. Jerry opens the door. That's perfect. I say, how's the book comin'? ELAINE: Because, the owner contributes a lot of money to those fanatical, anti-abortion groups. ELAINE: So, he puts the couch down, and just as he's about to leave he says, "Do you date moving men?". POPPIE: My mother...was taken from my house by the Communists in the middle of the night when I was ten years old. JERRY: Yes, you haven't read a page, have you? So, on this issue there is no debate! ELAINE (looks at Jerry and smears lipstick across her face): What? Opening scene - Jerry and George in a furniture store. ELAINE (in a southern accent): Ooh, I can't wait to get me a fella and make mah own pie! Jerry's new couch is completely ruined when Elaine upsets a man with a bladder condition. In a way, I feel like I'm getting a new couch. JERRY (comes out of the bedroom with Poppie's money): Here you go. Directed by: David Steinberg . After all, she did get together with George Peppard. JERRY: Well, I'm sure that they can deliver it to your apartment. JERRY: I'm sorry about the gift, I didn't know about your condition. - just lit up. GEORGE: Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. And no intelligent person can think differently. ELAINE: Oh yeah, all the time, all the time...although, recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine. At the taping of the pilot, Elaine sneaks in disguised and "Crazy" Joe jumps out of the audience. GEORGE: Well, I was very comfortable! 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. So, what do you think of my conversation? Could he have...? Oh no. Okay, well uh...(to Jerry and Kramer)...I'll see you chumps later. POPPIE: When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child... POPPIE: ...but the Communists, they put an end to that! JERRY: No games? New scene - George at home, preparing to read "Breakfast At Tiffany's.". There sitting on a bench outside. JERRY: So, she got you to join a book club? POPPIE: And what gives you the right to do that? Joe's wife enters. It aired on November 3, 1994, during a special "Blackout Thursday" night on NBC, in which all shows in the Must See TV line-up, except this one, featured a fictional New York City blackout (e.g., Friends episode "The One with the Blackout"). POPPIE: Use your wrist! JOE'S WIFE: Yeah, the doctor thinks it's just a matter of time -. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. And I shampoo every day. Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. JERRY (clearly creeped out by having to shake Poppie's hand): Hello, Poppie. KRAMER: That was in the past, Jerry. The guy told me it's one of a kind, they stopped making it. KRAMER: That was in the past, Jerry. Then Poppie's no good to anyone! JERRY: Hey Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine's and bring my old couch back. You know, if it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate. New scene - Kramer visiting Poppie at the hospital. CARL: No, I hate furniture. Could he have...? New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment the next day, looking at the "Poppie-stain" on Jerry's sofa. ELAINE: I heard Poppie's was good, let's go. They get sweaty. My mother -. ELAINE: Well, I guess I wouldn't eat here, then. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? 2)Beverly C. Brown (Woman no. The book club meets in a few days. "The Heart Attack" is the eighth episode of Season Two, and it first aired on April 25, 1991. Look what you did! POPPIE: That's fine. Suddenly his eyes widen and he spits out his coffee. KRAMER: It's a pizza place where you make your own pie! JERRY: Well, what is it then?! JERRY: Well, I'm certainly glad I brought it up. POPPIE: Don't they know I have a gastro-intestinal disorder? New scene - Jerry and Elaine at Poppie's Restaurant. Anyway, he's about to leave, he wants the duck money. That's perfect. He's real, he's honest, he's unpretentious...oh, I'm really lucky! I'm gonna go and visit him later. GEORGE: So, we watching the movie, or are we still talking? INT. JERRY: Well, perhaps we should inquire. KRAMER: Alright! MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. JOE'S WIFE: Hi, baby. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment the next day, looking at the "Poppie-stain" on Jerry's sofa. JERRY: Well, Kramer told us all about your business venture together. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment. Of course, I already have a lot of money. Written by: Elaine Pope . ELAINE: No, I forgot. JERRY: Did you tell him I was sorry I didn't offer him the drink? KRAMER: What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie? COMEDY CLUB / Jerry is on stage, performing / JERRY: So I move into the centre lane, now I get ahead of this women, who felt for some reason I guess, that she thought that I And what is his stand on abortion? MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. You're wiped!'. GEORGE: Out? ELAINE (to Carl): Excuse me, I was wondering if would it be possible if you could deliver the old couch to my apartment? ELAINE (to Poppie): And I am not coming back! Nuts! ELAINE: This is it, Jerry! What, are you tired, Poppie? Pretty good date, huh? Where do you think you are? In the episode, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hold a contest to determine who can go for the longest time without masturbating. GEORGE: "Breakfast At Tiffany's." You know what the best part about it is? This is what I'm looking for. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. Jerry opens the door. ELAINE: Oh, goody. Seinfeld S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club - After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. New scene - Elaine shows up at Jerry's apartment. Alright, now I'm relieved. George and Kramer run into trouble while trying to arrive on time to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport. KRAMER: Why don't you sit down, Poppie? Anyway, I'm sorry again about the......the...the... KRAMER (to Poppie): So long. Hey, what about this one? I would like to be, but I'm not. JERRY: You're something. Jerry is shopping for a new couch. 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. If I would have any of this, I would die. Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002.Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks), SEINFELD Episode no. "The Contest" KRAMER: Well, you know, Poppie's over at my place. My mother -. It's just a natural human function...happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be. This is Elaine. New scene - George at a video store counter. So, how's the book coming? You know? ELAINE: Yes.0JERRY: Well, would you apologize for me? ELAINE (in a southern accent): Ooh, I can't wait to get me a fella and make mah own pie! KRAMER: Did you enjoy the duck? ELAINE: Because he, well...he's just so good-looking. KRAMER: Well, he's in the hospital. KRAMER: Yeah, but you gotta order it two days in advance. ELAINE: Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion. 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