… Please don’t let your poor writing friends get thirsty and buy us a drink by making a 1 Euro donation. Why didn’t you say so? & fig. Find more ways to say drunk, along with related words, antonyms and example phrases at Thesaurus.com, the world's most trusted free thesaurus. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields. (well-)lubricated 1927– slang stoned 1955– slang, orig. gassed 1925– slang stung 1919– Austral. Here’s the story by the way: https://lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/10/08/benjamin-franklin-a-thirsty-founding-father/ bombed (out)/bombed-out 1959– as drunk as David’s sow 1727– "; William Feather "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." When people ask if you're drunk, you should act offended but admit to having a couple of drinks. slang. Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I couldn't even laugh not even flinch not even a bit snockered 1961– slang Cheers! slang Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends. drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 ( Log Out /  they might find a way to untie the tubes.. maybe after spanking 'em and clipping the cord, we just vacuum out their uterus Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass slang Receiving texts from a drunk person while you are sober though is another thing entirely. sozzled/sosselled 1886/96– slang This is a very common way of describing someone as drunk, for example “he got totally legless last night!”. stinko drunk 1976 Act defensive, and people will believe that you're drunk. tow-row 1709 half-shaved 1818 US slang + a1852 US slang lush 1812 slang Dict. & NZ slang swacked 1932– US slang Round here?.. soaked 1737 + 1899– Paralytic. muzzy 1775– colloq. nase a1550 cant + 1567 cant elephant’s trunk 1859– slang cock-eyed 1926– colloq., orig. Here are the 17 funniest drunk texts ever sent… pot-shaken 1630 up the/a pole 1897–1917 colloq. US wet 1704 colloq. & NZ tin hat(s) 1909–1919 sprung 1826– slang ripe 1823– slang owl-eyed 1900 US dial. You might hear this colorful idiom in Georgia. Woozy. We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.”. honkers 1957– slang shickered 1911– Austral. drunk as a piss-ant 1930 + 1945 lousy drunk 1932 + 1936 chiefly N. Amer. stinko 1927– indruncen OE & NZ drunk as a wheelbarrow 1675–1709 queer 1826 slang Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. Oh my what a list. – Plato, Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. US stone 1945–1960 US slang —F. rat-arsed 1984– Dict. Ah what the hell, let’s make it a nice round number. So here we have picked up a few funny things to say to your boyfriend. loaded 1890– US slang Hammered, sauced, mortal and shitfaced bring the total up to 240. to-drunk 1382 squiffed a1890– slang Cheers, & NZ colloq. When you are drunk you usually say the first thing that comes to mind. From Old English (OE) to American or Australian slang. ~Oscar Wilde, A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world. At the moment? 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE That’s why there are so many words in every language to describe this phenomenon. – W.C Fields. toxed 1635(2) slang + 1637 slang Beer goggles on. dagged 1745 slang + 1847/78 dial. Legless means your Horse threw one of his shoes. blind-drunk c1775– US He … cup-shotten c1330–a1693 Parents can actually role play a situation with their teen, or at least give them these different ways to say no if they need them. druncenig OE I always like to hear other people's funny adjectives to describe being drunk, i.e. liquefied/liquified 1939– joc. steamed(-up) 1929– slang These funny drinking quotes perfectly capture the joys and pitfalls of alcohol. fap 1598 + 1818 Swizzled, fuddled and boozed are familiar ways to refer to having one (or four) too many drinks – but there are actually nearly 200 historical words for 'drunk' that are just as satisfying to say. stiff 1737– US slang rare disguised 1607– arch. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler, ‎”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” – Ava Gardner, Work is the curse of the drinking classes. stewed 1737– slang, orig. scammered 1859– Dict. “Oh, you hate your job? All of the following funny apology notes were doing their best to say “I’m sorry” while completely failing in the process. Rat-arsed. drunk as a beggar 1622 stinko paralytico 1942 joc. poggle/puggle/puggly 1925– slang swash 1711 dial. & slang thank you for sharing this article with us it’s really very helpful and informative…. toxic 1899 Drunk as a skunk. drunk as a wheelbarrow 1709 the worse for/of liquor/drink 1835– US groggy 1770– nazy a1700 slang + 1855 dial. It has many of these but still worth a Google especially since Ben is reported to have said “Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.” At least according to the souvenir t-shirts sold in Philadelphia. We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! jingled 1908– US slang Weddings are funny things. on one’s ear 1906– drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 shot 1864– slang US Austral. jug-bitten 1630 slang suckey a1700 slang high as a kite 1939– drunk ,• adj , euphemisms include: Ankled (Bristol) Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, … I’ve been quite drunk, totally fucked, smashed, trashed, hammered, pissed, ploughed and shitfaced. tipped 1708 slang Getting drunk is from all ages. clear 1688–1697 slang + 1725 slang Dict. plotzed 1962– slang Naturally, things get out of control resulting to funny events that are sure to be the topic of conversations for months and even years. bumpsy 1611 + 1630 obs. tippled 1564–1669 He has got the gravel rash. rummy 1834 DRUNK AS A BOWDOW as drunk as a sow 1816 trashed, plastered, bombed, etc. liquored 1681 temulent 1628– It’s never easy to say I’m sorry. good. THEY say Eskimos have 100 words for snow, but the Irish have almost as many ways to say drunk. it made sense at the time. Take care C. chris on September 02, 2018:. You need to be more funny on February 03, 2018:. drunk as a fiddler 1832 US slang Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. drunk as a boiled owl 1892 slang + 1922 slang muckibus 1756 vulgar plonked 1943– slang canned 1914– slang inebriate 1497– hilary on March 20, 2018:. over-sparred 1890 Nautical slang swizzled 1843– skimished 1908 slang Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. dial. Cheers! lion-drunk 1592–a1640 drunk c1340– Merry. love-pot 1611 parlatic/par’latic 1907– whistled 1938– slang, orig. Under the influence. slang He drank till he gave up his half-penny. as drunk as an owl 1764–1840 Micky, we went through a phase once of declaring ourselves absolutely trousered. David on January 01, 2020: How am I? grogged 1842 half-cut 1893– slang Inebriated. This term for “very drunk” is probably a variation of drunk as a boiled owl, according to DARE. fuddled 1656– 15 Ways to Say “Drunk” In British English Inebriated. plastered 1912– slang Nice article Team HomeWetBar, but then, we were stinko paralytico x, Hahaha nice nice… Yeah you got to change your vocabulary from time to time to keep things interesting. blind 1630– scratched 1622 slang oferdruncen OE ( Log Out /  US 27 Of The Funniest Things People Have Drunk-Texted "Tequila is not my friend." Money that we could also spend on booze. And that’s just in English. (as) full as a tick/egg/bull 1892– Austral. See also: 21 Types of Drunk Texters That Everyone Knows They say a drunk mind speaks a sober heart. in the wind 1818–1840 Nautical slang Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. bene-bowsie 1621 whole-seas 1821 humorous And even though the list is far from complete, it is quite the collection. kaylied (up) 1937– dial. slang Synonyms for get drunk include bedrink, wassail, applaud, extol, feast, honor, honour, jubilate, party and pledge. tankard 1642 Famous Morning-Themed Quotes . pixilated 1848– orig. ... What did one ocean say … Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis, “I drink too much. ratted 1983– slang 27 Dumb and Funny Things Drunk People Do From sobbing on stranger’s shoulders to uttering slurry laments, drunk people are the life of any party. fried 1926– slang poggled 1933 Military slang He has drunk more than he has bled. slewed 1801– pot-shot 1630 + a1632 Bibulous. Or maybe just a heart that needs to sleep it off for a few hours. drunken < (ge)druncen OE– exc. muddled 1712 + 1840 Are these guys just ‘gassed’ or really ‘drunk as a piss-ant’. ebriate 1847 humorous Even if the apology failed, at least we’re able to have a good laugh at their expense. Intoxicated. US Pot shot means you missed that deer,bear,wild cat while hunting. But for now enjoy these 236 ways to describe our favorite state of mind. paid 1638 40 Dumb, Funny Jokes That You Can Laugh At And Tell To Your Friends. & NZ slang tanked (up) 1893– slang Phrase 4 says that the person is very drunk and has consumed a large amount of liquid (probably beer). spiflicated/spifflicated 1906– slang, orig. LightSaver13 on December 12, 2019: I need more. pot-sick 1611 cup-shot a1593–1639 + a1700 cant Dict. Military as full/tight as a tick 1678– good quotes. US stocious/stotious 1937 slang nappy 1721– im a foot off the floor..good beer buzz. dryncwerig OE topped a1632 + 1637 Jim Morrison, Rock Legend and Member of The 27 Club, Queen Mother Elizabeth, a Heavy Drinker who Lived to See 101 Years, https://lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/10/08/benjamin-franklin-a-thirsty-founding-father/, How alcohol played a key role in warfare around the world | Lords of the Drinks, 33 Types of drunk people | Lords of the Drinks, 3 Drinking games that will surprise and completely smash everyone | Lords of the Drinks, How to Make a Flaming Holiday Punch Bowl – Bainbridge Today, Top 7 Drinks that Smash you Surprisingly Fast, The Best 25 Alcohol Related Pick Up Lines, 10 Ways to Say Cheers in Russian (that won't make you look stupid), The Top 10 Strongest Alcoholic Drinks in the World, Top 10 Cocktails of Seduction, the Ultimate Aphrodisiac Drinks, 20 Badass Replies to Stupid Remarks about your Drinking, The Aztec Myth of the 400 Drunken Rabbit Gods Explains All Levels of Intoxication. woozy 1897– colloq., orig. reeling ripe 1610 + 1833–1883 temulentious 1652 Bevvied. drunken as the devil c1375 sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 If you need proof of that, then you’ve come to the right place. wasted 1968/70– Hahaha I’m sure that state might change today! pissed (up) 1929– slang blasted 1972– slang, chiefly US Cheers, Actually I did some research on Benjamin Franklin some time ago for our historical drunks section. 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