IT IS! GEORGE: I'd like to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's. Okay, c'mon. He stretches, then goes back to reading - not "Breakfast At Tiffany's" however, but an issue of Cracked magazine. POPPIE: Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Oh, yeah! Seinfeld: "The Couch"/"The Gymnast" David Sims. Remember that idea I had a few years ago about the pizza place where you make your own pizza? Cut back to George at home. POPPIE: And what gives you the right to do that? New scene - George sitting in with the book club around a back booth at Monk's. Why don't we just call it the 'half-conscious deadbeat with no job, home all day, eating Cheetos and watching TV' recliner? CLERK: Well, I could put it on reserve for you, if you'd like. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. They were flown in from Newfoundland. KRAMER: Ah, you're making too much of it. As it happens, New York Magazine just judged his kitchen to be one of the cleanest in the city. Oh no. JOE (passes George a bowl): Here's some nuts. Let's go, Henry. GEORGE: I'd like to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's. "The Contest" Look what you did! Apologies Professor Shark, big fan, but you are aware that the Seinfeld cast as Zoomers with the text "Jerry gets iPad" is posted to 4chan every single day? Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David’s classic sitcom Seinfeld has often been termed a “show about nothing,” partly because it gave itself that label in the meta storyline in which Jerry and George pitched a TV show to NBC. Kramer enters. New scene - George at a video store counter. A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chili? New scene - George at home, preparing to read "Breakfast At Tiffany's.". You're wiped!'. Ah? KRAMER: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! So, what do you think of my conversation? You're still recuperating. KRAMER: Oh, they got good ducks there, huh? JERRY: Well, I'm certainly glad I brought it up. He is such an incredible person! JERRY: Poppie, I was just curious...where do you stand on the abortion issue? New scene - Elaine shows up at Jerry's apartment. Yeah. REMY (to Joe): Can we watch the movie now, Daddy? POPPIE: They owe me for those ducks. You, uh...you got room in the truck for me? JERRY: Well, perhaps we should inquire. Directed by Tom Cherones. GEORGE: Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. GEORGE: Uh, yes, uh...you don't know me, my name is George Costanza...did you happen to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's? KRAMER (in a chef's hat and apron): See, anybody can do this. ELAINE (standing up): The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that! Joe's wife enters. KRAMER: Yeah, but you gotta order it two days in advance. And, the best part is, he doesn't play games. JOE'S WIFE: Hi, baby. He is such an incredible person! JERRY: I love this couch. (To Jerry) You know, I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna order the duck for you. I think differently. KRAMER: Alright, what did you do to Poppie? And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault. ELAINE: Paccino's? This is what I'm looking for. Oh no, I've been to four other places, you're the only ones that have had it. So, on this issue there is no debate! Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Look at this, this is it! JOE (passes George a bowl): Here's some nuts. I mean, it goes back so far, that thing...I mean, it's like, 'Go to bed already! At the taping of the pilot, Elaine sneaks in disguised and "Crazy" Joe jumps out of the audience. MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. Phone: 443.604.2521 . There sitting on a bench outside. See, this is when I like you. (To Jerry) You know, I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna order the duck for you. JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he's gonna be coming over with those Paccino's pizzas...could be trouble. Anyway, he's about to leave, he wants the duck money. Of course, I already have a lot of money. JERRY: You're something. KRAMER: That was in the past, Jerry. 1)    Tamar Cooper (Woman no. And I shampoo every day. New scene - George at the address of the people who have rented Breakfast At Tiffany's. CARL: I don't remember the last time I felt this way. Hey, what about this one? JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. I was just asking how dinner went last night. Excellent! KRAMER: Yeah. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment the next day, looking at the "Poppie-stain" on Jerry's sofa. It aired on November 3, 1994, during a special "Blackout Thursday" night on NBC, in which all shows in the Must See TV line-up, except this one, featured a fictional New York City blackout (e.g., Friends episode "The One with the Blackout"). After Seinfeld finished, he perpetrated one of TV history's most meta moments ever when in 2001 he bought a sizable stake in the real J. Peterman Co. and co-owns it … The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence. Not too high! There are no games! POPPIE: When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child... POPPIE: ...but the Communists, they put an end to that! POPPIE: Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother? Jerry is shopping for a new couch. GEORGE (clears his throat, annoyed that the movie's being interrupted): Joe...could you... JOE'S WIFE: Poor guy, I hate to see him suffer like this... GEORGE: You know, I'm sorry, I...I hate to be one of those people, but we're right in the middle of this thing...I can't hear. GEORGE: I couldn't. ELAINE: So, he puts the couch down, and just as he's about to leave he says, "Do you date moving men?". Guest Stars: Reni Santoni, David James Elliott, Robert Hooks, Denise Dowse. WOMAN AT YET ANOTHER TABLE (to her date): Let's go! I'll see you tonight. It would be nice if you got him something. 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